February 01, 2012 at 09:35pm

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Dan McCarthy

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joshishollywood:

A family of three - a father, a mother, and their daughter - sits in the den, watching television. The emotional stakes of the program in question are particularly high, and as they reach their zenith, the act break occurs and the show cuts to a commercial.

It is at this point that the daughter exclaims “#THIS. THIS. I CAN’T CONTAIN MY FEELS. #ALL OF MY CREYS. #SOMEBODY GET THE ACTORS ON THIS SHOW EVERY AWARD. ALL OF THE AWARDS. #DYING. #I CAN’T.

^^OH MY GOD THOSE TAGS. PERFECTION”

The mother looks at her daughter, dissolves into tears and runs to pour herself another glass of wine. The father, stony-faced, gets up, walks over to the mantle where their daughter’s senior portrait is displayed, and places the photograph face down.

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Three Word Phrase number 200, everybody!

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You choose what to think about. And you may not feel that way every day, but the truth is, that you choose what you think about. It’s one of the few things that you can choose and it is—it’s kind of the definition, I think, of being a person. It’s that you have this weird gift of consciousness and you get to choose how you direct that gift. Like, how you direct your ability to think about things. So, if you choose to think about the relative health of the romantic relationships of The Situation, you’re making that choice. MTV is not making that choice for you, The Situation is not making that choice for you, you are making that choice. If you choose to think about astrophysics, you are making that choice. Every second of your definitionally temporary consciousness, you are choosing how you spend something that will not last forever. You are choosing how you spend your life, and it will be spent. And that’s a very serious thing that you have to try to take pretty seriously, even though, of course, much of our lives—because consciousness is kind of a burden—needs to be spent turning that off, which is, you know, why God made television. But we have this responsibility to ourselves, to each other, but also to the people who came before us and the people who will come after us, to think consciously about what we’re thinking about. And that was, in some ways the beginning of The Fault in Our Stars for me, was trying to think about, what I should be thinking about. Trying to think how I should be orienting my life, what should I value, what should I prioritize. And I grew up—and so did most of you—I think, in a world that values a very specific kind of heroism. The kind where you jump on a grenade to save your buddy, or you die heroically because your family says that you can’t marry the girl you want to marry, and you’re fourteen and somehow you think that’s a deal breaker?—which is the plot of Romeo and Juliet, I ruined it for some of you, sorry; I should have prefaced that with a spoiler alert, but if you haven’t read Romeo and Juliet, that’s your fault—or in another of our great epics of heroism, The Odyssey—which I’m also about to spoil for you, but it’s a good reading experience, regardless. There’s this dude, his name’s Odysseus, he does some good warring, top-notch warring, and it takes him a long time to get home, because a bunch of stuff happens, and then he finally gets home and his wife has a bunch of suitors, and the correct response to that situation is to be like, ‘Hey! I was gone for a long time, and there’s no text messaging, you didn’t know I was okay, like of course there’s a bunch of suitors living here, that’s cool, but suitors it’s time to head on out and, you know, find someone else’s house to occupy.’ And instead, what happens is that the palace floors course with blood, and that is your happily-ever-after ending. And Augustus Waters in this novel really buys into that idea of heroism, that idea that the best lives are lived on the biggest possible stage, and that the best lives are lived with an eye toward the grand heroic gesture, whether it be sacrificial or otherwise. That, like, the good life, by definition, is the big life. Well, I’m here to tell you that even the biggest lives are temporary, including the life of Odysseus, including the life of Romeo and Juliet, because, you know, we’re temporary. And if that’s the only way that we orient our lives, if that’s the only thing that we value, we’re doing ourselves, I think, a great disservice. So, I wanted to write The Fault in Our Stars because I wanted to write a story that was about the kind of small heroism that almost all of us are going to have to choose; very few of us will have the opportunity to jump on a grenade and save many, many people. The vast majority of us will have to find tiny ways to take care of ourselves and each other in the best ways that we can figure out how to do. And that’s really what The Fault in Our Stars is about, ultimately. It’s about these two kids and their parents trying to figure out how to take good care of each other and trying to figure out how to leave the best possible world for those who will come after, and also live a life that honors those who have come before.

John Green, on The Fault in Our Stars at the Tour de Nerdfighting Event in Austin, Texas (21 January 2012)

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slow-riot:

A helpful guide on how to get a boyfriend in middle school

thanks

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netscapeshawty:

ay keep quiet back there

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Title: Hate, Rain On Me Artist: Andrew Jackson Jihad 830 plays

steppingoncracks:

Andrew Jackson Jihad - “Hate, Rain On Me”

I wish I had a bullet big enough to fucking kill the sun. 

I’m sick of songs about the summer
And I hate everyone. 
I’m gonna load my rifle and aim it at the dying star.
I want to live in a bubble. 
I need a getaway car. 
Hate, rain on me. 

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look at the fortune I got

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